Fred Was No Leader

I couldn’t agree any less with your views on Fred and Velma. In my humble opinion, Fred, Daphne, and Velma were completely f**king useless.

First off, if Fred and Velma were so valuable, the cartoon wouldn’t have been called “Scooby Doo”, it would have been called “Fred and Velma”.

Secondly, the way I see it, Fred couldn't care less about solving mysteries, nor did that guy have any leadership ability what so ever. The only thing on Fred's mind was nailing Daphne.

In fact, I'll even take it a step further, I think Fred was running a train on Daphne and Velma, which is precisely why he always made Shaggy and Scooby “go that way”, while he, Daphne and Velma went whatever way the Mystery Machine was parked.

Come on! This was no mystery, the kids may not have picked up on it but I wasn't born last night.

9 times out of 10 it was 'Shag and Scoob' who encountered the villain first, while Fred was having unprotected sex with Velma because Daphne was a whore.

That's how he got herpes.

Now I'll give you that sometimes Scooby was a pussy, but when given a "Scooby Snack", Scooby was 100 times more valuable than Fred.

As for Velma, how many times are you going to lose your glasses before it becomes apparent that you are a closet drunk and an uncoordinated train wreck? Put the dildo away and do something productive for crying out loud.

Seriously, watch any episode of Scooby Doo where Fred strong arms Velma into going with Shaggy and Scooby and watch the look on Shaggy's face.

He's like, "Ah FUCK!" Every time.