Take Back Crystal Springs Reservoir

Here's a pretty good look at Crystal Springs Reservoir up off I-280. I took this picture myself while hiking along "Sawyer Camp Trail" in search of the bald eagle. And since I took this picture I feel it's only necessary that I say what I think about it.

So here goes.

If it was up to me, this would all be open to the public. In fact, I say we make that happen. Camping, campfires, roasting marshmallows, fishing, houseboats, paddle boats, jet ski's, sex in the bushes. All that. One big recreational area...

Marco Polo.

Now I understand that some of you anal red asses from the suburbs aren't gonna sign off on this. "It's a reservoir god damnit! This water has a purpose!"

Yeah, well, I'm not hearing any of that. Every great idea nowadays is always met with resistance in the form of some dick tight wad who couldn't get a pin up his ass with a jack hammer. I'm tired of dealing with people like this. Squares. I'm tired of them and their high blood pressure.

If there's anything I'm learning as I get older it's that things change. Things are constantly changing and they always change for the worse. Nothing ever changes for the better. Everything that was once good gets taken away, most times for no reason outside of a joint effort by a bunch of dicks, hell bent on taking the fun out of everything. Pretty soon you look around and realize that life isn't what it used to be. And if you allow it, "they" will just continue to create an overall shitty ass environment that the rest of us are forced to live in.

So I figure, "OK, well, if that's how it's gonna be than maybe some of you miserable pricks who vote/ decide to change things that don't need to be changed can go get your water elsewhere. Because as of right now, we're opening up Crystal Springs Reservoir to the public, we're taking reservations, and if you don't like it you can fuck off.

What do you think of that?

It's time the good people of this earth organize and bring some life back into this world that you angry limp dicks have done everything to destroy. It's time people start changing their mentality, be more resourceful and implement a little F-U-N back into the equation. You remember that? Fun?

And we are starting right here, right now. So if you don't mind, I'm about 92% sure I'm gonna totally ignore these chicken shit "No Trespassing" signs that the Nazi's put up in '65, jump this fence and go put my feet in your drinking water.

Asshole.